don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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