Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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