Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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