I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I love you.
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