is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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