Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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