yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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