I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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