You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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