At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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