Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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