2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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