Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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