I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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