Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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