Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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