hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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