i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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