I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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