Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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