remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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