True but thats because hes a fetus.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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