Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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