I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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