susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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