West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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