"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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