Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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