hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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