at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
