So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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