garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
