Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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