Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
