Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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