Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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