whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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