it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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