Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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