Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
So much rum. So many feels.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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