Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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