That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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