Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
A+ Viking dick
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Randomize