Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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