Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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