idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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