We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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