Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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