This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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