what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
