oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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