So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Randomize
