Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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