That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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