It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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