Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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